Black t-shirt with red text on a white background

the total tee.

S / Black
$50.00
Sale price  $50.00 Regular price 
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Black t-shirt with red text on a white background

the total tee.

$50.00
Sale price  $50.00 Regular price 
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today's total: $0.00. it's 12 am and the dashboard is flat. every builder knows this screen, the one before the first sale, when the only proof you're doing it is that you're still awake. wear the zero. it doesn't stay zero. front says total. the back says the number, honestly.

max heavyweight cotton, rigid boxy drape, made for day one and every day that still looks like it.

product details.
  • heavyweight fabric (7.5 oz / 245 - 255 GSM))
  • oversized, boxy fit
  • reinforced construction: double-needle stitched neck, sleeves, and bottom hems.
  • 100% USA cotton heavyweight knit
shipping & returns.

$0.00 to ship. just like your first month's revenue.
Free shipping on all US orders. No minimum, no conditions, no "but did you read the fine print?" Just order and we handle it.

Every tee is made to order, so give it a beat: printed and packed in 2–3 business days, then 2–5 business days in transit via USPS. Most orders land within 5–8 business days. Track it like a hawk or forget about it entirely. We respect both lifestyles.

Returns:
The "Made Right" Policy
Every tee is printed for you the moment you order, so we don't do change-of-mind returns or size swaps. Choose carefully with the size chart above.

What we do cover, no drama:

  • Arrives damaged or with a print defect? We remake it or refund it. Your call.
  • You've got 30 days from delivery. Just email support@zeromode.co with a photo.
  • No need to ship anything back. Keep it, bin it, hand it to a cofounder.
  • Minor print-placement shifts (within 0.5") are part of the made-to-order process, not defects.

We're not a corporation with a 47-step returns process. Something went wrong? Just tell us. We're all out here building something - the last thing you need is drama over a t-shirt.

Policy subject to change, but it'll always be fair.

care instructions.
  • Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
  • Tumble dry: low heat
  • Do not iron
  • Do not dryclean

Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F).

size chart.

Free shipping

$0.00 to ship. Just like your first month's revenue.

Made right

defects remade or refunded.

Secure checkout

PayPal accepted.

built to hold its shape.

rigid architecture for an unstable working environment. while your database fails, your pipeline errors, and your launch timeline shifts back another three weeks, this garment remains completely unchanged. built to hold its frame while you figure out yours.

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frequently asked questions.

how long does shipping take?

Each tee is made to order. We print and pack in 2–3 business days, then USPS takes 2–5 business days. Most orders arrive within 5–8 business days.

how do your tees fit?

oversized, boxy fit. check the size chart for exact measurements.

how do I track my order?

You'll receive a tracking link via email once your order ships. You can also track it here.

what's your return and refund policy?
  • All products are made to order. We don't accept returns or exchanges for size, color, or change of mind.
  • If your item arrives damaged or has a manufacturing defect, contact support@zeromode.co within 30 days of delivery with a clear photo. We'll send a replacement or issue a refund. No need to return the item.
  • Minor print placement variations (within 0.5") are normal and not considered defects.
do you have a community?

yes. z space is free. But gated. It's for people who are already building something. Inside: honest conversation, resources, and a loyalty layer that gives you tools instead of store discounts. Applications are reviewed manually. Join here if it sounds like you.