Black t-shirt with red text on a white background

the blame tee.

S / Black
$50.00
$50.00
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Black t-shirt with red text on a white background
  • Black t-shirt with red text on a white background
  • A Black short-sleeve t-shirt shown from the back, featuring a graphic print with the text 'git blame: me' in white and red, and a small red-and-black envelope icon.
  • Black t-shirt with red text on a white background
  • A Black short-sleeve t-shirt shown from the back, featuring a graphic print with the text 'git blame: me' in white and red, and a small red-and-black envelope icon.
the blame tee.

the blame tee.

$50.00
$50.00
size.
color.

blame: absolute. 100% of the codebase. no legacy developer to point at, no agency to sue, single-author repository. blame doesn't take excuses.

max heavyweight cotton, long-line vertical profile, built for the moment you break the zero baseline.

product details.
  • heavyweight fabric (7.5 oz / 245–255 gsm).
  • oversized, boxy fit.
  • reinforced construction: double-needle stitched neck, sleeves, and bottom hems.
  • 100% us cotton heavyweight knit.
shipping & returns.

free us shipping. no minimum.

made to order in 2 to 3 business days. shipping typically takes another 2 to 5 business days. most us orders arrive within 5 to 8 business days.

made right. if your tee arrives damaged or defective, email support@zeromode.co within 30 days of delivery with a clear photo. we will remake it or refund it. no return shipment is required. personalized details cannot be changed after production begins. size, color, and change-of-mind returns are not accepted.
care instructions.
  • non-chlorine: bleach as needed.
  • tumble dry: low heat.
  • do not iron.
  • do not dryclean.

machine wash: cold (max 30c or 90f).
size chart.

free shipping.

free us shipping. no minimum.

made right.

defects remade or refunded.

secure checkout.

paypal accepted.
A black short-sleeve T-shirt shown from the back, floating against a blue sky with white clouds. The shirt features a graphic print reading 'git blame: me' in red and white text with a small red-and-black icon below.

built to hold its shape.

rigid architecture for an unstable working environment. while your database fails, your pipeline errors, and your launch timeline shifts back another three weeks, this garment remains completely unchanged. built to hold its frame while you figure out yours.

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frequently asked questions.
shipping time.

free us shipping. no minimum.

made to order in 2 to 3 business days. shipping typically takes another 2 to 5 business days. most us orders arrive within 5 to 8 business days.
how do your tees fit.

oversized, boxy fit. check the size chart for exact measurements.
how do i track my order.

you'll receive a tracking link via email once your order ships. you can also track it here.
returns and refunds.

made right. if your tee arrives damaged or defective, email support@zeromode.co within 30 days of delivery with a clear photo. we will remake it or refund it. no return shipment is required. personalized details cannot be changed after production begins. size, color, and change-of-mind returns are not accepted.
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